Post Date: December 8, 2007
Target: Christmas Tree Shop
Characters: Jim Colensworth
They prank call a Christmas tree store and say that a squirrell jumped out. Jared says that his wife screamed and the sqirrell bit his daughter on the neck.
- It's funny now, but then it bit my little girl! - Jared
- In my house it goes in order; ortiments, lights, tinsel, star - Jared
- She's bleeding from the neck, too. - Jared
- When'd you get the fricking Christmas Tree? - Jared