Post Date: July 2, 2008
Target: Someone named James's mother
Characters: James and Branden
SummaryEditJared originally calls as Branden asking to speak to James. James's mother thinks Jared is James, so Jared pretends that he is James and is high in the forest, naked, with a girl named Paige.
- Mommy! You're going to yell at me! - Jared
- I got high. - Jared
- My clothes are missing. - Jared