Michelle Colensworth or Michelle Stimpleton is Kristin's main character. She is the daughter of Jim Colensworth or Barney Stimpleton and, in few calls, the sister of Ralphie or Branden. Her middle name is Rebekah, spelled with a "k". Occaisionally, she will be the granddaughter of Gertrude Pooshfante, as seen in the Gram Ham Sam Prank Call. She is used where they need a confused little kid. Michelle has ADHD and she is also very spoiled. She can be a brat sometimes. Depending on the call, she might use a southern accent and become Southern Michelle, who is basically the same as Michelle, only with a southern accent.