Jared prank calls up a lady in Canada who is cheating on her boyfriend who already has a wife, and pretends to be his son.
- "I have to get up at 4:30 in the fucking morning to go to work so stop calling!" - Woman
- " I have the phone right in front of me and I will call them." - Woman
- "I'd rather be a bastard child than a whore because whores are gonna get STDs" - Jared