Branden Walden is one of Jared's main characters, and his most popular, appearing in the show's two most popular videos. He is known as Brandon (with an "o") in early calls. His maiden name is Colensworth. Branden is openly gay and speaks with a high pitched voice. He often makes references to a muscular boyfriend, but the boyfriend has never made an appearance in any prank calls and doesn't have a name. Branden is very sweet and innocent unless you mess with his boyfriend, and often finds himself in troubling situations. He is a very believable character and often gains sympathy from the people on the phone. He complains a lot. Sometimes, he has a younger sister, Michelle.