DescriptionEditBarney Stimpleton is a charcater of Jared's. He is obsessed with Walmart and is usually featured in calls to them. He will also occasionally have a wife, Eureka, played by Kristin. Barney is not the sharpest crayon in the crayon box. He usually gets himself into stupid situations, such as in the Petco Store FAIL (Prank Call) where he tries to buy an armadillo from the black market. Barney has a very strong New York accent and will occaisonally call drunk. Barney will only sometimes have a family in prank calls. The prank calls he does are usually just him, unless they also feature Eureka.
- "By picking up the phone and hanging up you have just said you want to donate $50 to Haiti."
- "So like if I cut my arm on a sprinkler system, it will tell me how to cure it?"
- "It's probably my fault. I Probably messed something up."